Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Funny Hindi Sms

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adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.

Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"

SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.

[:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai..

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

:: very very funny Hindi sms ::
Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

:: new latest funny sms ::
Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
"Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja".

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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

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Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

:: Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi ::
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye.

:: new latest funny sms ::

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

:: Hindi funny sms collection ::
Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah

Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.]

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Rating: 3.5/5 (115 votes cast)

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tere pyar me do pal ki zindgi bahut hai

Tere pyar me do pal ki zindgi bahut hai,

ek pal ki hansi aur ek pal ki kushi bahut hai,

ye duniya mujhe jane ya na jane,

teri ankhe mujhe pehchane yehi bahut hai..!

Rating: 3.6/5 (16 votes cast)

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wadw hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi

Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,

Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,

Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,

Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi…

Rating: 4.2/5 (37 votes cast)

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chupke se jo mangi hai…..

Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai,

Un Duao Me Tum Ko Pana Hai,

Tum Rooth Ke Mujse Na Jao,

Muje Sath Tumhara Pana Hai,

Tum Laut Ke Wapis Aa jao,

Muje “Hamsafar” Tumhe Bnana Hai..

Rating: 3.7/5 (18 votes cast)

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jin ki fitrat main qarar bhot tha

Jin ki Fitrat main Qarar Bhot Tha

Unka Milna Dushwar Bhot Tha

Jo Mere Hathon ki Lakeeron main Na Tha

Mujy Us Shakhs se “Pyar” bhot Tha

Rating: 4.0/5 (46 votes cast)

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Koi Aisa Dy DhoKha

TuJhy PaaNy Ki HaSrat Main Kab Tak TaraSta Rahon…….:(

Koi Aisa Dy DhoKha K MeRi Aas Tout Jaye……………….:((

Rating: 3.5/5 (194 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS, Love SMS

mohbat adhori hay

SUNO!

Zindgi apni hans kar basar karna

Nafraton k raste pe na sfar krna

SUNO!

Wafa na ho to mohbat adhori hay

Mohabt k safar me wafa ki fikar karna

SUNO!

Zamana jitna b ho hamdard tumhara

Zamane ko na sharike safar karna.

SUNO!

Mohabat har kisi ka mukadar nahi hoti

Mile jo mohabat to is ki kadar karna.

Rating: 3.8/5 (170 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS, Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Tum Sirf Mere Ho

Bhool Nahi Sakti Main Wo Wakt-e-Hina

Pakar Ker Haath Mera Us Nay Kaha

[♥] Tum Sirf Mere Ho [♥]

Rating: 3.6/5 (134 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS, Love SMS

mehsos hota hai dard dil ka

Mehsos hota hai dard dil ka

Yaad karta hon jab tumhen dil me

Karne gea tha tujh se izhar-e-mohabbat

Reh gai dil ki batain mere dil me

Bholana jo chaha har aik ka chehra to

Bus gai sirf teri sorat kahen dil me

Rating: 3.5/5 (63 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS

Love kai ASOOL

LOVE KAI ASOOL

1.MOHABBAT JISS SAY KERO OUSI KAI RAHO.

2.DOSRI LARKIYUON KO BILKUL BHI NA DAIKHO.

3.JHOT NA BOLO.

4.GIRL FRIEND SAI HI SHADI KERO..

Rating: 4.0/5 (62 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS

Tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho

Ik baat kahoon ager suntay ho

Tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho

Kuch chanchal say kuch chup chup say

Kuch pagal pagal lagtay ho

Hain chahnay walay or bohat

Per tum main hai ik baat bohat

Tum apnay apnay say lagtay ho

Ik baat kahoon ager suntay ho

Tum mujh ko achay lagtay hoo

Rating: 3.8/5 (127 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS, Hindi Poetry SMS, Hindi Romantic SMS

Yaade…

Chand par kali ghata chati to hogi,

Sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi,

Tum lakh chipawo duniya se magar,

Akele mein tumhe hamari yaad aati toh hogi…

Rating: 3.7/5 (102 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS

Yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,

Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,

Par maan jana manane se,

Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?

Rating: 3.9/5 (184 votes cast)

Posted in: Hindi Love SMS, Hindi Sorry SMS

Mohabbat Bharre Sawal Jawab

Wo Kehta Hay

“Batao Be sabab Kyu Rooth Jati Ho..?”

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Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Heart Break, Sad Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,

Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,

Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,

Agar hai to ek mohbbat,

jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!

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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota

Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,

kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,

dost to mil jate hai har raste par,

lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi hota.

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Pyar mein koi to dil tod deta hai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Pyar me koi to dil tod deta hai,

Dosti me koi to bharosa tod deta hai,

Zindagi jina to koi gulaab se sikhe,

Jo khud toot kar do dilo ko jod deta hai..

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Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Miss You Sms.

Be-khabar ho gaye hai kuch log humse,

jo hamari zarurat ko mehsoos nahi karte..

kabhi bhot baaten kiya krte the hum se,

ab kheriyat tak maloom nahi karte..

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zamane ka ye dastur kaisa

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

zamane ka ye dastur kaisa,

pyar ko pana ye kasur kaisa,

agar mohabbat gunah hai zamane mein,

to fir insano ko mohabat sikhane wala wo khuda beksur kaisa!

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Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile

Category: Bewafa Shayari Sms, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Zindagi ki raho me ishq na mile,

Is bedard zamane se kuch na mile,

Hum gum Kyon kare ki wo hame na mile,

ARE…!!

Gam to wo kare jinhe hum na mile.

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Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai

Category: Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari.

Wo rootha rootha sa lagta hai,

Koi tarkeeb batao pass aane ki,

Main zindgi girvi rakh sakta hoon,

Tum keemat batao usey manane ki.

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Monday, 28 April 2014

Saeed Ajmal

Saeed Ajmal Biography

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Saeed Ajmal is a Pakistani cricketer. He is a right-arm off-spin bowler who also uses the Doosra to good effect.

Early life and domestic cricket

Ajmal has played for Faisalabad since his debut in 1995 at the age of 18, also representing Khan Research Laboratories and occasionally Islamabad. After a successful season in 2007–08 for Khan Research Laboratories, he was named in Pakistan's squad for the 2008 Asia Cup.

In a domestic match Faisalabad vs Rawalpindi , the Pindi coach told ajmal that camera footages could be sent to board . Thus Saeed did not bowl any doosra , as Pindi hampered to a win.

International career

He made his debut against India, taking the wicket of Yusuf Pathan in an eight-wicket before taking two wickets in a ten-wicket victory over Bangladesh, although the team had no chance of progressing to the competition's final.

From there he has had a rapid rise in the team in just over a full year. He had an excellent time at the 2009 ICC World Twenty20, bowling at an economical rate and regularly taking wickets along with his spin partner Shahid Afridi. He was then picked for the Sri Lankan series in Sri Lanka where he had made solid performances in the Test matches, being picked ahead of Danish Kaneria in two of the matches.

Ajmal's good form continued in the 2010 ICC World Twenty20 as he was Pakistan's leading wicket taker. However despite his good form he was known for conceding three sixes to Michael Hussey in what has been hailed as the most thrilling Twenty20 match of all time as Australia were in trouble and Ajmal was the unfortunate bowler who bowled that final over.

Shortly after this the Pakistan team began there long tour of England and in the two Test matches played against Australia spinner Danish Kaneria was selected ahead of him. In the 1st Test against England Kaneria was selected ahead of Ajmal as well. However after poor bowling by Kaneria, Ajmal was selected and he took his career best bowling figures of 5/82 Despite Pakistan restricting England the team suffered a top order collapse and Zulqarnain Haider scored 88 and Ajmal also showed that he has the abiltiy to bat when he scored 50 runs these two men helped Pakistan lead a revival after being bowled out for 72 on the first day. Along with Zulqarnain Haider they together continued to frustrate the England and when it was stumps on day three Pakistan had a 112-run lead however Zulqarnain Haider and Ajmal were out on 88 and 50 respectively and so Pakistan were left on the final wicket with Mohammad Asif and Umar Gul. During the series against England Pakistan became englufed in a spot fixing scandal after the fourth test and in a later secret interview it was unveiled by alleged fixer Mazhar Majeed that Ajmal, Abdul Razzaq, Younis Khan and Shahid Afridi were difficult to bribe. He stated that Ajmal was too religious to get involved into fixing.

Skills in the art of spin

“ "With HawkEye coming in, left-arm spinners slide the ball on for lbws. Offspinners get a lot of lbws from round the wicket, so you [batsman] have to work really hard, and a bloke who's got a doosra you have to work extra special hard. ”

—England batsman Kevin Pietersen

Ajmal is known as an excellent spinner of the ball and strong especially against left-handers. He has a well disguised doosra and keeps it as a mystery while he bowls. His technique is noted for causing more spin than speed as that is what Ajmal prefers Which in a sense is similar to Danish Kaneria who likes to bowl slow spin but Kaneria has a different case as when he picks up more speed he tends to loose the spin of the ball. When Pakistan started there tour of England in 2010 former Pakistani off-spinner and the founder of the doosra, Saqlain Mushtaq had a coaching session with Ajmal to advise him on his spin techniques Ajmal's spin technique came in special hand against England in 2010 has he took his first 5-wicket haul to help restrict England. Kevin Pietersen congratulated Ajmal on the amount of spin he achieved. Ajmal though started his international cricket in limited-overs cricket and was one of the early off-spinners to possess the skills of the doosra. A stat shows that out of Ajmal's 38 wickets in Twenty20 cricket 13 of them have been stumped the most for any bowler in the game. Also it was of Ajmal's off-break that Zulqarnain Haider collected his maiden international stumping.

In 2009, University of Western Australia test indicated that his arm is 8.5° tilted due to accident and 23.5° bowling action is allowed for him. Saeed Ajmal also said in an interview that he had learned the doosra on his own and that the rated Saqlain Mushtaq as the best off-spinner ever and rated Muttiah Muralitharan in second-place. He also stated that Muralitharan was a very nice and down to earth person. Ajmal said that he planned to introduce a new delivery at the 2011 Cricket World Cup

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Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Biography

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Misbah-ul-Haq Khan Niazi (born May 28, 1974) is a Pakistani cricketer. Misbah is known for his cool headed batting especially under pressure. Outside of cricket he has done an MBA from the University of Management Technology, Lahore. Misbah was initially noticed for his technique and his temperament in the Tri-nation tournament in Nairobi, Kenya in 2002, as he scored two fifties in the three innings in which he played, however, over the next three Tests he played against Australia, he failed to score more than twenty runs and was soon dumped from the team. Having witnessed Pakistan being eliminated in the opening phase of the 2003 Cricket World Cup, Misbah was part of the changes made to the team in the aftermath of these results, but failed to make much of an impact and was soon dropped again. At the age of 33, Misbah was chosen to play in the inaugural ICC World Twenty20 in 2007, filling the middle order spot vacated by Inzamam-ul-Haq. He had been regularly making runs in Pakistani domestic cricket and in the years before his recall he was consistently one of the top run scorers at each season's end, with his first-class average briefly climbing above 50. Misbah was one of the stars of the tournament, playing a large part in many thrilling run chases. The first was in the group stage against India where he scored a half century in a tied match. He was run out attempting the winning run off the last ball of the match. In their Super 8s encounter with Australia he was named Man of the Match with an unbeaten 66 off 42 deliveries to see his side home with 5 balls to spare. Another unbeaten innings in the semi final against New Zealand saw Pakistan book a spot in the final against India. He played an instrumental role in Pakistan's recovery in the inaugural 2007 ICC World Twenty20 final against arch-rivals India, with 3 consecutive sixes. The sixes came off Harbhajan Singh's last over of the match. With 6 runs needed to win off 4 remaining balls, Misbah tried to scoop the ball over short fine leg, but was caught out by Sreesanth. Misbah scored his maiden Test hundred against India at Kolkata in the 2nd Test of the 2007 series. After India managed 616 in their first innings, Pakistan were at 5 for 150 in reply and in danger of following on when Misbah and Kamran Akmal put together a match saving 207 run stand. Misbah finished on 161 not out. In the 3rd & final Test of the series, Misbah made another fluent century this time finishing on 133 not out. 2008 began with some high points for Misbah as he was elevated to the post of Vice - Captain of the Pakistan team and was awarded a Grade A Contract. Since returning to International Cricket for Pakistan, Misbah has gone through a sustained patch of prolific run scoring. In his last 5 Test Match innings for Pakistan, he has notched up 458 runs at a very high batting average of 152.67 against India.In his last 5 ODIs as well, Misbah has made 190 Runs at an average of 63.33 & in Domestic Cricket for Punjab, he has amassed an astounding 586 runs at an average of 195.33 with 2 centuries and his highest first-class score of 208 not out.

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